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Politicians’ Dictionary: Riot Edition

August 22, 2011

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Protester [pro·tes·tor] noun. 1. A courageous and morally righteous civilian who risks everything to demonstrate against injustice and oppression. Separate from terrorists in that they serve U.S. political interests. Likely living on #CBSBigBrother’s leftover slop; these heroes are Paul Reveres of the 21st century whose cause must be bolstered through the power of Anderson Cooper. […]

The Ford Network

August 22, 2011

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Toronto is feeling recessed. Rob Ford added running for Mayor to Activities. Rob Ford removed Carleton University from Education. The Toronto Star is feeling confused. Rob Ford is feeling sweaty. Etobicoke sent Toronto a gift: “Conservative Mayor.” Suburbs like this. Central Toronto dislikes this. Rob Ford invited Don Cherry to an event: “Inauguration.” Toronto joined […]

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